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viernes, junio 7
Mamma þín, mamma þín, mamma dagsins beygla................ Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks! Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. jueves, junio 6
Það var sko annað í minni æsku, þá lék maður sér með alvöru leikföng sem gátu drepið barbie og afhausað Ken (Tourette syndrome Barbie er snilld!!!!!!), ekki með eitthvað stubba drasl........... Only fools and horses rokkkkkkkkkkkkksssssss, ekkert nema góðar minningar. 
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s, Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods, And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ... No income tax, no V.A.T., No money back, no guarantee, Black or white, rich or poor, We'll cut prices at a stroke...... God bless Hooky Street, Viva Hooky Street, Long live Hooky Street, C'est magnifique, Hooky Street, Magnifique, Hooky Street, Hooky Street (to fade) 
miércoles, junio 5
The votes are in and its a tie. Geiri ætlar að verða og (er jafnvel) 34% rulluf, 34% a no good bum og 9% a price winning leak farmer. Örfáir höfðu trú á því að ég yrði næsti páfinn og enþá færri að ég yrði stærri/feitari/sætari. Cést la vie ma cherie, sacré bleu. Nauðsynilegt fyrir alla sanna gjentelmanna að (eins og þá herramenn sem kíkja á þetta blogg) klæða sig rétt 
og kunna að hnýta góðan bindishnút 
martes, junio 4
Hef svo sem nada að segja, var bara að vinna og helv. andsk Rivaldo var með leikaraskap og bróðir minn er enþá hærri en ég í draumadeildinni................................... 
"I do believe Ariel Sharon is a man of peace." — G. W. Bush (Source: The White House) Heimasíða dagsins er bushfordummies.com. lunes, junio 3
HM komið á fullt, ég vakna alltaf á morgnanna með Þórir litla bróðir áður en ég fer í vinnuna og við horfum á einn leik saman. Annars er liðið hans, Mopatop Utd., í draumadeildinni að rústa mínu (helv. andsk. petit). Annars er ég bara að missa af fullt af leikjum, helv. andsk. vinna. Sjóarinn ógurlegi og sambýlismaður minn, Valdi Kaldi er kominn í land og mun því kanski blogga næstu daga. Kíkti aðeins í bæinn í gær og það sukkkkkkaði. Geiri fara nó nó,,,,,,,,,,, Mopatop blogg coming soon (eða þegar jói forritari nennir að hjálpa mér) 
Heimasíða dagsins er tshirthell.com domingo, junio 2
Ég mótmæli hér með aðgerðum israela, það eru eflaust allir búnir að frétta hvað gerðist í dag, en ég ætla samt að pósta frétt tengda því sem gerðist (copypeistað frá palestina.is). Mig langar bara að lýsa því yfir að ég er stoltur af Mella. Eight internationals, Darlene Wallach (Jewish) US; William (Liam) Barry, Australia; Valery Bourreges, French citizen living in US; Mashhour Mab-Eid, Jordan; Josie Sanderthingy, UK; Makoto Hibino, Japan; Hrafknell Brynjarsson, Iceland; Mikael Nielsen, Denmark have been detained and threatened with deportation despite having done nothing illegal. The group were here as individuals part of a humanitarian mission to observe and, as necessary, act as a human shield to protect Palestinian civilians who were in danger from Israeli forces. They were part of a larger group in the Balata Refugee Camp, some working two or three together in different places escorting injured persons walking on foot to a clinic and to ambulances and others observing soldiers and trying to moderate their behavior, reassuring Palestinian families, and assessing damage. For example, as the Israeli forces made their way from house to house, knocking down joint walls between families, the internationals tried to be inside with families and explain to soldiers that the doors were open to adjoining rooms and apartments and there was no need to make holes in walls to gain access. At times there were soldiers who listened, while others were very aggressive. When not able to enter the buildings, the internationals tried to get as close as they could and to tell the soldiers why they were there. They held their hands up and waved their passports in the air to show they were internationals. The internationals offered to walk in front of the soldiers so they could enter through doors rather than destroying walls. Some soldiers were gentle and friendly and allowed them to remain in place, while others were very aggressive, yelling at them, forcing them to move away, shooting warning shots from M-16s etc. The internationals tried to be near the more aggressive soldiers to try to reason with them and to act as human shields. My sources say that EVERY HOME in the Balata camp has been seriously damaged by holes in walls and sometimes collapsed roofs or totally destroyed. At the same time another group of internationals were at the Rafadiah Hospital checkpoint, just outside the hospital, trying to convince the soldiers there to allow ambulances to leave and reenter. Soldiers were taking about 30 minutes to search each ambulance in each direction. This sometimes included removing the tires of the ambulance. Other ambulances were not allowed to move at all. |
