There was a point to this, but it has escaped my mind

 
Ég var að átta mig á því að það er langt síðan að ég hef deilt með ykkur mínum ótrúlegum paint hæfileikum. Því færi ég ykkur tvær myndir, njótið vel og lengi.

Brettaferð dauðans, vinurrrrr!!!!!



Sanata vs. big green alien slime skrímsli from planet næn.



Ég tek svo að mér að gera myndir eftir pant ef einhver hefur áhuga.

Heilsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
posted by Geiri at 12:44 p. m.

 
Chuck Norris er ávöxtur dagsins, af því hann er mega ultra svalur. Af því tilefni mynd, nokkrar staðreyndir og linkur á fleiri staðreyndir. Njótið vel og lengi:





1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2 . Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

Meira hér . Annars er ananas í raun og veru ávöxtur dagsins. Vive l´ananassaannaasss. Chuck Norris official site, ekkert svona feik kajftæði.
posted by Geiri at 11:40 a. m.