There was a point to this, but it has escaped my mind

 
Mér finnst alltaf jafn fyndið þegar ég fæ svona bréf:

" I am Dr.Collins Robson. The Chairman, Contract Awarding Committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES (ECOWAS)with its fund Headquarters in Accra-Ghana.

I got your information in a Proffesional database when I was searching through internet for a reliable,honestand trustworthy person to entrust this business with. I was simply inspired and motivated to pick your contact from the many names in the list of the directory.

After discussing my view and your profile with my colleagues, they were very much satisfied and decided to contact you immediately for this mutual business relationship.We wish to transfer the sum of USD45.5,000,000.00 (Fourty five million five hundred thousand United States Dollarsonly.) into your personal or company`s bank account."

Þetta er náttúrulega bara brot af bréfinu, nennti ekki að lesa það allt. Síðan fannst mér líka bara þessi fyrri partur æðislegur. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside og er jafnvel að spá í að fara út í viðskipti með þessum gaurum. Ég er samt að spá hvort þetta sé sá business profile sem hann og kollegar hans eru svo hrifnir af.

posted by Geiri at 1:57 p. m.

 
Ég færi ykkur fleiri myndir af henni Lenu Rut sætu litlu prinsessuni okkar daggar við tækifæri.

En núna finnst mér vera kominn tími fyrir smá vitleysu á la Geiri.

Var búinn að gleyma þessari snilldar síðu: The slogan Generator sem er sko endless hours of clean wholesome family fun:

- Turn loose the Geiri
- Live in your Geiri, play in ours!
- Be young, have fun, drink Geiri
- The Geiri goes straight to your head
- Out of the stong came forth Geiri

Síðan fann ég þessa síðu sem heitir trashy signs and slogans og hún er líka algjör snilld. Hér koma svo nokkur vel valin signs........

- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.Tomorrow is not looking good either

- I am a Nobody.Nobody is Perfect.Therefore I am Perfect

- God Made Pot.Man Made Beer.Who Do You Trust?

- If you think there is good in everybody,you haven't met everybody.

- If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already.

- If your voting could really change things,it would be illegal.

- What if the Hokey Pokeyreally is what it's all about?

- Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken;A lifetime comittment for a pig

- They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

- ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NOMATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

- If we quit voting, will they all go away?

- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

- Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

- The Village called.They're missing their idiot.

- ATHEISM: A non-prophet organization.

Jamm og já, endless hours of fun.........................................................................

posted by Geiri at 1:48 p. m.

 
Hér fáið þið smá myndasyrpu af henni Lenu Rut sem var þriggja vikna gömul í gær................









posted by Geiri at 2:35 p. m.

 

Lena Rut Ásgeirsdóttir

Jamm, ég og Dögg búinn að ákveða hvað litla prinsessan okkar skal heita. Nú þarf maður bara að skrá nafnið formlega og svoleiðis. Ég færi ykkur svo fleiri myndir seinna..................


posted by Geiri at 4:36 p. m.